Friday, February 29, 2008

Climate change ...all the fault of the queers

First the Bishop of Carlisle felt last summer's floods were God's punishment for gay sex and generally decadent behaviour (sex outside of straight marriage for the purpose of fun basically).

Now its earthquakes in Israel:

An outspoken member of Israel's parliament has said recent earthquakes that have hit the country are a consequence of gay rights laws.

Shlomo Benizri, who is a member of the ultra-Orthodox Shas party, was speaking in a Knesset (parliament) debate on earthquake preparedness.

After reading passages from the Old Testament, he said that in his view one cause of earthquakes is that "the Knesset gives legitimacy to sodomy.

"A cost-effective way of averting earthquake damage would be to stop passing legislation on how to encourage homosexual activity in the State of Israel, which anyways causes earthquakes."

Pink News also mentions :

In November 2005 a councillor for the Democratic Unionist Party in Northern Ireland tried to blame the gay community for Hurricane Katrina, which devastated New Orleans.

Maurice Mills said it was a judgement from God:

"The media failed to report that the hurricane occurred just two days prior to the annual homosexual event called the Southern Decadence Festival, which the previous year had attracted an estimated 125,000 people."

Of course if all this were in any way logical , then wouldn't god just zap the pervs and leave the good pure people alone?

So while we are in the land of god bothers obsessed by what people do in bed , I'm sure someone somewhere has blamed LBGT people and general decadent sex for climate change.

The solution to the havoc being wrecked on our environment is much simpler. No need to worry about carbon footprints, bottled water and carrier bags . Nope, we all need to just get married (straight of course), have sex to breed and if you are gay become a catholic priest . Climate change sorted.