An Ode to Hazel Blears

Just saw Hazel Blears on Channel 4 news. And just for you my little Blairite stooge, a little ode...

Hazel Blears, Hazel Blears
stirring up our fears
of young men who have
had too many beers
who like to impress their peers.

Government policy veers
as the News of the Screws steers
those without much between their ears
to longer sentences.
"Three Cheers", says our Hazel Blears!
.....But it will all end in tears