Meet Tim Parker

Finding out you have a new boss is usually a cause for anxiety. But this one could cause worse than a minor panic attack - major job cuts, if his track record is anything to go by.

Funny things is, apparently to be in charge of London's transport, you don't actually have to have a great deal of expertise in, erm, transport. Just a great deal of expertise in attacking workers and accumulating obscene sums of money. So that's why Boris likes him so much.