Carnival of Denham

Egged on by Volty and TWP (see comments on post below)I am going to do a Carnival of Denham. Send in your favourite Denham posts, comments and even 'quotes'. 'Real world' and blogs included.

Update: Can people either e-mail or add to the comments any posts/comments/quotes/stories by the 17th February for the very first Carnival of Denham.
I have no excuses for this, am sober and not partaken of any substances. I need to get a hobby...