Jim Denham...the puritan ??
In a move that would make Paddy the Puritan proud, Jim D has signed a local petition against alcohol being sold in a Tesco Express.
The petition stated :
"However, TESCO have also recently put in an application to the City Council for permission to sell alcohol once this site is reopened.
"This is something that your local councillors are opposed to. We believe that the selling of alcohol from such a site may lead to underage sales to young people and may lead to an increase in anti social behaviour in the area fuelled by alcohol from this site."
Now I think Jim changed the words and what it actually said was:
We believe that the selling of alcohol from such a site may lead to an increase in anti social behaviour by Jim Denham, fuelled by alcohol from this site.
We are particularly concerned it could lead to further incidents of accusing people of mass murder. walking up and down shouting Feck, Galloway, Ridley, patting women on the head, drunken phonecalls to Radio Galloway and losing his bag. And of course creating more work for his 'handler' Mr voltaires_priest.
Jim its a slippery slope...Respect membership beckons.