celebrity cleaners

The Terrence Higgins Trust are having a celebrity auction to raise funds. This includes the chance to bid for Tracey Emin to clean your home .

I quite like Trace but I must admit I would rather bid for someone I disliked and have them do really grotty jobs. Names that spring to mind include James Blunt , Jeremy Clarkson or Tony Blair cleaning out the cat litter. Pretty much along the lines of the who I would like to shoot .

Any suggestions for unpleasant tasks you would like a famous person to do ?