Paris Hilton :a new mental health 'condition' is discovered.

Now its a little while since I worked in the field of mental health, but I like to keep up to date with issues. So it was with this in mind that I saw with interest a new 'mental condition'.

Apparently it is most likely to affect : Rich spoilt heiresses famous for little more than getting kit off and staring in home videos.

Brought on by : Not getting own way.Forced to obey the law like the rest of us. Stopped from partying and made to live in a small prison cell with no champers on ice.

Symptoms: Hissy fits , stamping of manolas, screaming and crying when not getting own way.

Prognosis: Highly likely to clear up when gets own way and released from prison.

Has some similarity with 'prison induced Alzheimers '.

Pic pinched from Will.